love this
Joe Biden is the cool grandpa that let 11 year old you ride around on his lap while doing 60 down a farm road in his fully restored ‘72 Challenger and gave you sips off his Coors when no one was looking.
Paul Ryan is the younger cousin who saw grandpa give you a sip of his beer then went and told your mom, and your mom is like “who cares, go play or something” but Paul Ryan can’t go play because he has no friends.
(via peacelovefatcats)




